Thursday, May 28, 2009

Andrew Davies. DO WANT.

For Berndt Maylander's army of fans (if you can call several people an army) it was a poor race.

Andrew Davies, ladies and gentlemen. Never fear, Scrutineering's not gone. We'll return once we hit Germany with all sorts of news about the GP de Monaco.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Good try, Dad.

Today my dad tried to answer this question from the Sidepodquiz:

What was the relationship between Ian Scheckter and Jody Scheckter?

My father's answer: It was the the same man with two separate identities.
Actual answer: Brothers.

Happy Easter, everyone.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

I'm sure these were even funnier in Dutch..

I stumbled across this priceless website today. Somewhere in the Netherlands is a man with an intense dislike for Michael Schumacher and a lot of time on his hands. :)

What is Schumacher without his racing car???
As fast as a turtle!!!

Why is Schumacher his car yellow next year???
Because of his sponsor Chiquita Bananas.

Michael and Corinna are cosy picnicing. Somewhen there is only one biscuit left
Corrina: "Shall I break it in two pieces???"
Michael: "Oh no, I will eat it alone!!!"

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Regenmeister Fail

For years Michael Schumacher has been lauded as "der Regenmeister." So can someone please explain to me how someone who has been recognized for his exceptional ability to maneuver a car in the wet could recommend putting full wet tyres on Kimi Raikkonen's F60 when it wasn't raining?! FAIL.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Andrew Davies, please come back!

Dear Andrew Davies,

Hope you're having a nice vacation. Please come back soon, because I don't think Pete Gill has any idea how Winners and Losers should work.

All best,

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Horoscope for the Malaysian GP

Capricorn (12/22-1/19)

It won't be an easy day for you, but it could be a very pivotal one. Hang in there.

Testament that everyone follows Kimi's examples...

No prizes for guessing to whom this recent tattoo belongs.