I stumbled across this priceless website today. Somewhere in the Netherlands is a man with an intense dislike for Michael Schumacher and a lot of time on his hands. :)
What is Schumacher without his racing car???
As fast as a turtle!!!
Why is Schumacher his car yellow next year???
Because of his sponsor Chiquita Bananas.
Michael and Corinna are cosy picnicing. Somewhen there is only one biscuit left
Corrina: "Shall I break it in two pieces???"
Michael: "Oh no, I will eat it alone!!!"